Yogi Berra

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
Yogi Berra

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
Yogi Berra

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
Yogi Berra

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
Yogi Berra

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
Yogi Berra

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
Yogi Berra

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
Yogi Berra

He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.
Yogi Berra

How can you think and hit at the same time?
Yogi Berra

I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.
Yogi Berra

I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.
Yogi Berra

I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
Yogi Berra

I never said most of the things I said.
Yogi Berra

I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
Yogi Berra

I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.
Yogi Berra

I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.
Yogi Berra

I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
Yogi Berra

If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.
Yogi Berra

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.
Yogi Berra

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
Yogi Berra

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
Yogi Berra

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
Yogi Berra

In baseball, you don't know nothing.
Yogi Berra

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
Yogi Berra

It ain't over till it's over.
Yogi Berra

It ain't the heat, it's the humility.
Yogi Berra

It gets late early out there.
Yogi Berra

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
Yogi Berra

It's like deja-vu, all over again.
Yogi Berra

It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.
Yogi Berra

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
Yogi Berra

Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.
Yogi Berra

Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.
Yogi Berra

So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
Yogi Berra

The future ain't what it used to be.
Yogi Berra

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
Yogi Berra

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
Yogi Berra

There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.
Yogi Berra

We have deep depth.
Yogi Berra

We made too many wrong mistakes.
Yogi Berra

When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.
Yogi Berra

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
Yogi Berra

You can observe a lot by just watching.
Yogi Berra

You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.
Yogi Berra

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.
Yogi Berra

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there.
Yogi Berra